My name's Alisa, and I'm 18. HTX reppin; currently in ATX. More about me in the links.
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our director said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.
Moschino Spring 2013 MFW
I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff.
i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.
girls are SOOOO pretty i wish boys could take a hint and pick up their fucking game. get some eye liner you hillbilly cavemen
when a southern person betrays u: betray’all
i hate this post
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.